F*ck Menopause: A Sweary Coloring Book of Calming Mandalas for Cooling the Fire Within
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Sweary Menopause Coloring Book for Adults
F*ck Menopause is a sweary coloring book for women who are done with hot flashes, mood swings and pretending they’re fine. It’s by Caitlin Peterson. Every page pairs a calming mandala with a blunt, laugh-out-loud truth about menopause.
Grab a colored pencil and take out your rage on paper instead of on the people around you. Night sweats at 3 a.m.? Color. Snapped at your husband for breathing too loud? Color. It’s 80 pages of stress relief that says what you’re actually thinking. Pour yourself some herbal tea or a big glass of ice and get started.
Key Benefits
- A safe place for your rage. You get to feel productively aggressive with a colored pencil instead of a person.
- Calm that sneaks up on you. Detailed mandalas keep your hands busy and give your mind a break from whatever menopause is throwing at you today.
- Something to laugh about. The sweary sayings call out menopause for what it is, so you feel seen instead of alone.
- Your own therapy session. Color a page whenever you need to decompress. No appointment needed.
- A gift that actually gets it. Give it to a friend, sister or mom who’s in the thick of it and needs a laugh.
Specifications
| Specification | Details |
|---|---|
| Title | F*ck Menopause: A Sweary Coloring Book of Calming Mandalas for Cooling the Fire Within |
| Author | Caitlin Peterson |
| Format | Paperback |
| Page Count | 80 pages |
| Content | Mandala designs with sweary menopause sayings |
| Recommended Coloring Medium | Colored pencils |
| Audience | Adults |
Safety & Care
- Coloring: Colored pencils work best. If you use markers, test them on a back page first since some inks can bleed through paper.
- Storage: Keep your coloring book flat in a cool, dry place. Keep it away from water and direct sunlight so the pages don’t warp or fade.
- Content note: This coloring book has adult language.
- Packaging: Adult Toy Box ships in plain packaging.
Who It’s For
F*ck Menopause is for women going through perimenopause or menopause who need a laugh and a way to unwind. It’s also a funny, honest gift for a friend, sister, mom or coworker who’s dealing with hot flashes and mood swings. If you like swear-word coloring books and adult humor, this one’s for you.
What’s Included
- 1 F*ck Menopause sweary coloring book, paperback, 80 pages
FAQ
What is the F*ck Menopause coloring book?
F*ck Menopause is a sweary adult coloring book by Caitlin Peterson. It’s full of calming mandalas paired with funny, relatable sayings about menopause.
How many pages are in F*ck Menopause: A Sweary Coloring Book?
F*ck Menopause has 80 pages. It comes in paperback.
What should I use to color F*ck Menopause?
Colored pencils are the best fit. If you wanna use markers, test them on a back page first.
Is F*ck Menopause a good gift for someone going through menopause?
Yes. It’s a funny, honest gift for a friend, sister or mom dealing with menopause. It gives her a laugh and a way to relax.
Does the F*ck Menopause coloring book have swear words?
Yes. It’s a sweary coloring book with adult language throughout. It’s made for adults.
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