{"product_id":"my-best-friends-are-balls-adult-parody-humor-book-by-jen-jenivive","title":"My Best Friends Are Balls Adult Parody Humor Book by Jen Jenivive","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eMy Best Friends Are Balls\u003c\/b\u003e is a 24-page adult parody book designed for mature readers who appreciate tongue-in-cheek humor and clever double entendres. Styled like a classic children’s storybook, this paperback uses innocent-looking illustrations and \"ball-centric\" innuendos to create a hilarious, cringe-worthy, and ultimately entertaining experience for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eKey Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003ePerfect Icebreaker:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-impact \"coffee table\" book that is guaranteed to start conversations (and laughter) at parties.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eGift-Ready Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e An ideal gag gift for bachelor\/bachelorette parties, birthdays, or \"White Elephant\" exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003eQuick, Punchy Read:\u003c\/b\u003e 24 pages of vibrant illustrations paired with text that only an adult mind will truly \"get.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003eRelatable Parody:\u003c\/b\u003e Satirizes the simplicity of childhood literature with a naughty, sophisticated twist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003ePremium Matte Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a soft-touch cover and high-quality internal printing for a professional feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable 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data-path-to-node=\"7,11,0,0\"\u003eISBN-13\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,11,1,0\"\u003e979-8307807132\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eSafety \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eAge Restriction:\u003c\/b\u003e This is \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"25\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e a children's book. Despite the art style, the content is intended for those 18 years of age or older.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Store in a dry place. The matte cover can be wiped with a dry microfiber cloth if needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eDiscreet Packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Like all products in our \"Adult Toy Box,\" this book ships in a plain, unmarked mailer to ensure your privacy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eThis book is for anyone with a dirty mind and a sense of humor. It is gender-neutral in its appeal and makes a fantastic gift for men, women, and non-binary individuals alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eGreat for couples to read together for a laugh, or as a cheeky \"thinking of you\" gift for a partner who enjoys bathroom humor or clever wordplay.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e1 x \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"4\" data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eMy Best Friends Are Balls\u003c\/i\u003e Paperback Book (24 Pages)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eIs this book safe to leave out around children?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eNo. While the illustrations are stylized like a children’s book, the text is filled with adult innuendos. We recommend keeping it on a high shelf or in your \"adult toy box\" away from younger eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eHow long does it take to read?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eIt is a quick, visual read that typically takes 5–10 minutes to finish, making it perfect for a quick laugh or a guest bathroom \"surprise.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003eIs the humor crude or clever?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003eIt leans heavily into \"double entendres.\" The humor comes from the juxtaposition of innocent imagery and the adult meaning behind the words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eDoes this make a good \"White Elephant\" or \"Secret Santa\" gift?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003eAbsolutely. It falls perfectly within the standard $15–$30 gift exchange range. In gift-swapping games where players can \"steal\" or trade items, this book is consistently the most popular choice because of its unique humor and \"wait, did I just read that?\" shock value.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47452065726713,"sku":"HO98022","price":17.25,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/8576\/0249\/files\/my-best-friends-are-balls.webp?v=1772064879","url":"https:\/\/adulttoybox.biz\/en-de\/products\/my-best-friends-are-balls-adult-parody-humor-book-by-jen-jenivive","provider":"Adult Toy Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}