{"product_id":"the-dusty-clam-adult-parody-book-by-jen-jenivive","title":"The Dusty Clam Adult Parody Book by Jen Jenivive","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eRediscover the hilarious journey of Linda as she navigates the unexpected \"weathering\" of her once-pristine clam.\u003c\/b\u003e This 31-page adult parody is a tongue-in-cheek exploration of maintenance, aging, and the quest for a \"happy ending.\" Perfect for anyone who appreciates a cheeky double entendre, it’s a relatable and witty gift for women (and their partners) who don’t take life—or their anatomy—too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eKey Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003eWitty Adult Satire:\u003c\/b\u003e A comedic take on personal \"upkeep\" that uses clever metaphors to deliver big laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eThe Ultimate \"Me-Time\" Read:\u003c\/b\u003e Short, punchy, and designed to provide a much-needed giggle during a busy day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003ePerfect Conversation Piece:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether it's on your nightstand or shared at a bachelorette party, it’s guaranteed to start a fun conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003eSupport Independent Creators:\u003c\/b\u003e Directly support a small author, Jen Jenivive, who writes these stories in her spare time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003eRelatable Innuendo:\u003c\/b\u003e If you’ve ever felt a little \"dusty\" or \"funky,\" Linda’s journey will resonate with your sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\"\u003eTitle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,1,0\"\u003eThe Dusty Clam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\"\u003eAuthor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\"\u003eJen Jenivive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\"\u003eFormat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,1,0\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0,0\"\u003ePage Count\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4,1,0\"\u003e31 pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,5,0,0\"\u003eGenre\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,5,1,0\"\u003eAdult Parody \/ Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,6,0,0\"\u003eLanguage\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,6,1,0\"\u003eEnglish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,7,0,0\"\u003eAudience\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,7,1,0\"\u003eAdults 18+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,8,0,0\"\u003eIllustrations\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,8,1,0\"\u003eVibrant, satirical cartoon style\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,9,0,0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,9,1,0\"\u003e8.5 x 8.5 in (21.6 x 21.6 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,10,0,0\"\u003eCompatibility\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,10,1,0\"\u003eBest paired with a sense of humor and a bath\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Store in a cool, dry place. While Linda's clam may be dusty, your book doesn't have to be!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eDiscreet Shipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Like all our adult products, this book arrives in plain, unmarked packaging to keep your \"clam\" business private.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eUsage:\u003c\/b\u003e Read solo for a laugh or out loud with a partner to break the ice regarding intimate topics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003eSafety Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a work of fiction and parody. For actual \"clam\" concerns involving persistent \"funk,\" please consult a medical professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eWhile explicitly written for \"Lindas\" and \"Fionas,\" this book is for anyone with a clam (or anyone who likes them). It’s particularly popular as a gift for friends reaching a milestone birthday or going through a dry spell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eJen Jenivive writes for a broad adult audience, making this a safe, funny choice for women, non-binary individuals, and couples looking for lighthearted bedroom humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e1 x \"The Dusty Clam\" Paperback Book by Jen Jenivive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eIs this book safe to give as a gift?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eYes, provided the recipient enjoys \"silly\" adult-themed humor and innuendo. It is a favorite for white elephant exchanges and bachelorette parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eDoes the book contain graphic imagery?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eNo. The humor is \"tongue-in-cheek\" and relies on metaphors. 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