John Holmes Realistic 9.5" Vac-U-Lock Dildo

$139.99

Experience Boogie Nights every night! Sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this 9.5" ULTRASKYN Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe-aspiring girth of the one and only king of porn.

This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time. The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play.

When not in use, store the toy in the included fabric pouch. It is made from phthalate-free body-safe material.

  • Handcrafted from ULTRASKYN, for The Ultimate Feel
  • Molded Directly from John Holmes, the Original Male Porn Star
  • Incredibly Lifelike Look and Feel
  • Dual Density Design Feels Real
  • Soft Exterior and Firm Core
  • Textured Veins for Added Stimulation
  • Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup for Hands-Free Play
  • Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring Harness Compatible
  • Includes Bag for Discreet Travel and Storage
  • Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe

Approximate Product Dimensions: John Holmes Dildo

  • Total Length: 12 in. (30.5 cm)
  • Insertable Length: 9.5 in. (25.4 cm)
  • Width/Diameter: 2.3 in. (6.4 cm)
  • Circumference: 8 in. (20.3 cm)

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